Sunday, October 9, 2016

We Need to Talk About this GD Election

You know those shows where they ask cute kids questions and they answer them and it is just so cute that you can’t even stand it?  Let me give you an example:

Steve Harvey or whoever: Ok Barry, now some say there is a problem in America with immigrants, how would you solve that?

Barry: Well Steve, I would build a great big wall and put it around the United States.

SH: *chuckles* A wall! Walls are expensive! How would you pay for that?
Barry: I would make Mexico pay for it!

SH: Oh my goodness!! Kid’s say the darndest things!

Yeah they do, Steve.Yeah they do. And so does the shit-ass running for president with the Republican nomination. But it’s way less cute when he says anything.

Ok people, if you are waiting for the debate tonight to pick your candidate, I don’t even know what to tell you. You know he is a piece of shit. You know he will make a terrible president. And I hate to break it, but if there is one person that is pro-choice it is Donald Trump. He doesn’t want you to see his tax returns bc of all the abortions he has paid for in his life. I am speculating here but it sounds right doesn’t it?

And not voting for HIlary doesn’t mean you aren’t feminist but voting for Trump proves that you are not. A vote for that trash-fire is a vote against women. 100%. No other way to put that. Hilary, emails, Bengazi, whatever. A dishonest politician, I am shocked to my very core. Where are my dinner pearls for clutching? You don’t want a woman in charge, bottom line. “She’s a crook!” STFU. And don’t give me that “If it was Elizabeth Warren…” Well it’s not but do you know who Elizabeth Warren wants you vote for? Hillary. She really does. Make Elizabeth Warren happy. She is a great lady.

Electing Trump would be like putting Joe Francis, the dirtbag that started Girls Gone Wild, in charge of a country. YOUR country. Show your tits, free taxes! And they both have the same experience in government. I want to say Joe Francis more so because I think he has been in jail.

For me personally, nothing anyone says or does will make me vote for Donald Trump. Nothing. I absolutely cannot do it. He is a wealthy, privileged white male who hasn’t heard the word “no” a whole hell of a lot in his life and even if he has, he ignored it.  How this person can even be in the running to be the president is something I will never understand. I thought we as a country were better than that, I guess I was really wrong. Where is Mitt Romney when you need him? John McCain? We miss you guys. Not that I would vote for either of them.

Actually, it would take a lot for me to not vote Democrat. The person would have to be Hitler. Actually Hitler. Someone from his direct ancestral line and he would have to be a carbon copy of Adolf Hitler in every way. He would even have to love German Shepherds. But even then I would be all, “Can we just agree that everyone is equal and move on?” I am sure that would be a sticking point for a Hitler descendant, but I would at least ask.

Now we have a democratic woman, win/win. For me to not vote for the democratic woman, that woman would have to be Ann Coulter. Or Kim Davis. Mama June could run and I would vote for her. She seems open-minded, and you know she understands the plight of the working class.

My point, I can’t condone a conservative government. I will always think everyone needs to pay taxes. Many people do solids for you every day: teach your children, pick up your garbage, issue you a driver’s license, make your house not on fire any more. And they need to be paid for that. Would you want to work for people who didn’t want to pay you? All government workers do that every day. And trump thinks that he is smart by not paying taxes. He is telling everyone in Public Service, “You don’t deserve to be paid.”

So let’s make a list of people who have no excuse to vote for this fuckass (He’s not Hillary isn’t a valid excuse, Bernie Bros):

Women - Yes all women
Forward- thinking white males
Anyone with a small business
Anyone who has school-age children

Anyone else, what are you doing? What went wrong in your life? Who did this to you?

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